Tag Archive for 'traveler'

Alcoholic Traveler gives Alcohol warnings, Bar Translations, Drinking Jokes, Quotes, Beer Anthem, and Drunk Test

March 15th, 2008 by Jonathan

Carmen told me her name was fitting because she likes both Cars and Men; I told her to call me Beer Sex from now on.  So let’s get to it, here are some funny jokes, warnings, and bar translations for those who love to drink.  First, please rise for the Beer anthem.  Remember, beauty is in the [...]

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A random rant of all things I truly love missing about Costa Rica.

February 4th, 2008 by Jonathan

 
It’s Monday morning, the Giants just pulled off the biggest Super Bowl upset of all time; for obvious reasons I have no clear and decisive thoughts to share with my audience.  So instead, I will rant randomly in a true nonsensical manner about everything I love to miss about Costa Rica.  So forget about proper [...]

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Breaking all the rules my first night in Tamarindo C.R.

January 28th, 2008 by Jonathan

 
50 Cents said it best with “All the things they said you shouldn’t do: I did them.” Well, me to 50.  I stood many times in the garden of forbidden fruit tasting each flavor: only then can you decide what fruits are right or wrong for you.  I remember Kerouac boldly stating that the appeal [...]

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The top ten must read rules and travel tips for anyone heading to Costa Rica

January 24th, 2008 by Jonathan

Here are my top ten rules and travel tips for anyone planning a trip to Costa Rica.  I have listed them in order of importance.  The tips are invaluable to you having a safe and fun time in this wonderful country.  Please don’t let this scare or dissuade you from traveling to Costa Rica.  If you [...]

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