Carmen told me her name was fitting because she likes both Cars and Men; I told her to call me Beer Sex from now on. So let’s get to it, here are some funny jokes, warnings, and bar translations for those who love to drink. First, please rise for the Beer anthem. Remember, beauty is in the [...]
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Funny travel jokes and hilarious travel humor
A mother and her son were flying TWA from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” The mother (who [...]
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Two surfers are at getting ready to paddle out: Surfer one: “Hey, guess what! I got a new longboard for my wife!” Surfer two: “Great trade!!!!” 4 guys are discussing how they get their wives to let them surf every Sunday morning. The first says “Every Saturday night I take my wife out to an [...]
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