Tag Archive for 'drunk'

A funny facebook post left by one of my old college roommates

April 4th, 2008 by Jonathan

Cheers Biggy, I guess you think of me as a real friend.  LOL

Actual post:  This made me think of you at the loft….
“FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch drink the rest of that you know [...]

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Alcoholic Traveler gives Alcohol warnings, Bar Translations, Drinking Jokes, Quotes, Beer Anthem, and Drunk Test

March 15th, 2008 by Jonathan

Carmen told me her name was fitting because she likes both Cars and Men; I told her to call me Beer Sex from now on.  So let’s get to it, here are some funny jokes, warnings, and bar translations for those who love to drink.  First, please rise for the Beer anthem.  Remember, beauty is in the [...]

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The devastating combination of tequila, Jager, and Guaro

February 25th, 2008 by Jonathan

The devastating combination of tequila, Jager, and Guaro…I’m an insatiable fanatic for life; loving all things good and most things bad.  People tell me, time and time again, that I have no limits when it comes to pleasure. My last night in Tamarindo is a true testament to this statement.  We decided to start the [...]

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Getting absolutely GUARO-oed on the national drink of Costa Rica

January 30th, 2008 by Jonathan

So what is Guaro you ask? It’s a common myth that Costa Rica doesn’t have a national drink.  In a nation of drinkers as prevalent as this one: of course there had to be a national drink, and what better then local moonshine dressed up in a respectable bottle and sold everywhere.
Costa Ricans love their [...]

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Breaking all the rules my first night in Tamarindo C.R.

January 28th, 2008 by Jonathan

 
50 Cents said it best with “All the things they said you shouldn’t do: I did them.” Well, me to 50.  I stood many times in the garden of forbidden fruit tasting each flavor: only then can you decide what fruits are right or wrong for you.  I remember Kerouac boldly stating that the appeal [...]

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