Tag Archive for 'alcohol'

Alcoholic Traveler gives Alcohol warnings, Bar Translations, Drinking Jokes, Quotes, Beer Anthem, and Drunk Test

March 15th, 2008 by Jonathan

Carmen told me her name was fitting because she likes both Cars and Men; I told her to call me Beer Sex from now on.  So let’s get to it, here are some funny jokes, warnings, and bar translations for those who love to drink.  First, please rise for the Beer anthem.  Remember, beauty is in the [...]

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The fuzzy memories of a wonderful Costa Rican New Years

March 3rd, 2008 by Jonathan

“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.” RAYMOND CHANDLER.
This was my first New Years away from Canada.  Santa Theresa was a brilliant spot to enjoy the party festivities.  Ultimately, I have 7 guidelines for New Years:                                                                                                                                                                                                               Make [...]

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Getting absolutely GUARO-oed on the national drink of Costa Rica

January 30th, 2008 by Jonathan

So what is Guaro you ask? It’s a common myth that Costa Rica doesn’t have a national drink.  In a nation of drinkers as prevalent as this one: of course there had to be a national drink, and what better then local moonshine dressed up in a respectable bottle and sold everywhere.
Costa Ricans love their [...]

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